All cat owners know that kitties have no problem getting themselves into tight spots, but it seems that not all of them are so great at getting out.
1. "I just wanted to make you a mix-CD."
2. "If you just gave me purified water instead of that crap
from the tap, I wouldn't be in this mess."
3. "Less laughing, more helping."
4. "The hamster has deceived me."
6. "I should have learned from Mr. Muffin's mistakes."
5. "Please get me down before the squirrel sees me."
7. "Well, this is a different way of looking at things."
8. "I have seen the light, and it is much less comfortable
than I thought it would be."
9. "I've made a huge mistake."
10. "Please don't tell anyone."
11. "It was the greatest squiggly string ever, until it
wasn't anymore."
12. "If I'm going to be stuck here for the rest of my life,
I may as well take a nap."
13. "Caught in the coils of injustice yet again."
14. "This is what happens when you feed yourself before you feed me."
15. "This is the worst climbing course ever."
16. "After seeing how much effort it takes you to get
the chips out of this can, I know I'm going to be in
here forever."
17. "Yes, now I understand why I'm not allowed
on the furniture."
18. "What is this, a cat door for ants?"
19. "You didn't leave any on the roll for me to destroy,
so I had to find my own."
20. "If I fits, I ships."
21. "I swear this thing has shrunk in the past two years."
22. "This chair is not as comfortable as you make
it out to be."
23. "Shut up and pull, human."
24. "Don't worry about me, I'm just practicing my sick
dance moves."
25. Hopefully, all these curious kitties were able to
move on from their briefly traumatizing ordeals!
